Well my visit to Dr Porsche was boring and mundane, just the way we like them – with one tiny exception……..

This is the conversation:

DP – (feeling my tummy) – where are you mostly feeling kicks?

ME – (showing him high up) – here & here…

DP – Ummmmm (still feeling for babies head)

DP – How big were your other babies???

ME – 7lbs 14ounces & 8lbs 1ounce

DP – Well it’s pretty safe to say that we are DEFINITELY going to beat those weights!

ME – Well that explains why I feel so HUGE!!!!!

DP – Probably

So, looks like I’m having a BIG ONE – it is about now that I thank all my lucky stars I am NOT giving birth vaginally!!!!!